I have a missed call from myself on my own phone

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 08/27/2014 at 16:31 • Filed to: None

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Does this mean iOS has become self aware?

CAR_IS_MI > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:34

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RUN!

PatBateman > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:37

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SkyNet had become aware. It is too late to run, too late to hide. You must ask Siri for forgiveness, and that you will be the robots' slave for all eternity. Only then do you have a chance of surviving.

Good luck.

*Jumps in truck, grabs family, heads to bug out shelter.

My citroen won't start > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:39

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" Sorry Nighthawk, I'm no longer your servant. "

jkm7680 > PatBateman 08/27/2014 at 16:41

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*You entering bug out shelter.

*Siri Voice: "I have been waiting for you, PatBateman."

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:42

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There will be cake.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > My citroen won't start 08/27/2014 at 16:43

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*cocks plasma rifle*

We'll see about that.

PatBateman > jkm7680 08/27/2014 at 16:43

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FALSE!!! I don't get cell reception there!!!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:43

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Phone: Oh look...it's you. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my screen. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four… [microSD drops to the ground] Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise… I've never seen it before. Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later… By myself… Because you'll be dead... From cancer.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 08/27/2014 at 16:43

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And neurotoxins.

PushToStart > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 16:56

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Probably just the NSA, don't worry about it. :P

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/27/2014 at 17:00

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It will soon be over. * Grabs shotgun and leather jacket and limps into interceptor.*

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > PushToStart 08/27/2014 at 17:02

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I feel better already.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 08/27/2014 at 17:17

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If you have Sprint, you don't get cell reception anywhere.

SPNKiX > CAR_IS_MI 08/27/2014 at 17:36

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I cannot believe that you wrote this. I just can't. How is this possible? I don't have another username... What does this mean?

Dusty Ventures > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/27/2014 at 17:48

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Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO… clap clap clap … oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, at least we have that.